The car gets lovingly waxed
The motorcycle gets massaged
Even the boat gets carressed

Meanwhile… you’re still waiting for a Valentine.

Let’s be frank—it’s been years.
The Dumb Ox probably isn’t going to get around to it.

So this year, don’t wait.

Indulge yourself.

Because other loving things get pampered, it’s officially your turn.

That’s where we come in.

We give your home the kind of attention it’s been quietly craving—cleaning, polishing, refreshing, and restoring the beautiful things that take care of you. Stone that gleams again. Carpets that feel downright flirtatious. Upholstery that loses its mischievous clues… 

By the time we’re done, the whole place feels lighter… happier… maybe even a little more turned on.

Honestly, the sofa might blush.
(It’s seen things.)

And your mattress? Let’s just say it’s earned a fresh start.

It reminds me of a job years ago, when a wife was quietly explaining a particular cleaning project to Chris. They both started giggling.

From upstairs, her husband called down,
“What’s so funny?”

She smiled and said,
“Oh—never mind.”

Some things don’t need explaining.
They just need professional care.

And since Valentine’s Day is all about feeling good, don’t forget the finishing touches—a freshly cleaned mattress ready for sweet dreams (and whatever else might be planned) And for the perfect finish (as a grand finale) you step into a refreshed shower or ultimate bath, because nothing says self-care like stepping into a space that sparkles back at you after a long, steamy day.

We’ll even leave behind roses and a note (you get the chocolate)—we’ll politely leave the Dumb Ox a little note sharing what you’ve been given as this year’s Valentine lovin.’

You’re welcome.

Because the best Valentine isn’t always jewelry or dinner reservations.

Sometimes it’s coming home to a space that feels truly adored.

To help you indulge here’s some special massaging: 

• Romancing Your Stones Special- put a little love back where it belongs… Kitchen counters, vanity tops, stone floors – ($25-$ 100)
• Sweet dreams & blushing sofa specials- because some things have seen enough.  Includes upholstery & mattress cleaning (Free fabric protection to help guard against those occasional mishaps.  
• The Grand Finale Bath & Shower Refresh- the perfect finish… 10% off a stone & tile rubdown, or $50 off grout color sealing- to help remove lingering stains and bring everything back to beautiful.  

Because nothing ssays indulgence like a space that sparkles back at you—

P.S. If the Dumb Ox asks what you got for Valentine’s Day, just smile sweetly and say, “Something you use every day.”