Some jobs test your technical skills. Others test your composure. This one? A little of both.
We were called to a brand-new luxury estate just after a… highly social event hosted by none other than a Madam with a flair for the theatrical. Over 250 guests had partied hard, and the carpets throughout the home showed it — crushed, spotted, and in desperate need of rescue. She was annoyed that her month-old house and carpets were already showing soil and battle scars, so she called us, and an appointment was set.
Our team arrived knowing they’d missed the main event, but still greeted the caretaker with a sly, “Did I miss the party?” Not far off.
While working through the rooms, we met a very spirited drag queen bouncing through the halls, quick with compliments and full of flair. When we offered to clean the Madam’s closet, she waved us off — in part because, as she put it, the drag queen “has a better wardrobe than I do.” Ironically, it was the drag queen who asked us to clean her closet instead. We obliged, carefully working around an impressive collection of fashion that rivaled any runway.
Meanwhile, our veteran technician — known for his sweet tooth — reached into what he assumed was a candy dish… and discovered it wasn’t candy, but another small packaged handout ready for the taking. Welcome to the job.
We’d seen plenty already — stilettos here, a lost feather boa there — but nothing quite prepared us for the next stop on our tour: the Feather Room. It was wall-to-wall beds with barely a strip of carpet anywhere. Our technician explained there was hardly any carpet to clean, so we moved on — with absolutely no interest in handling the mattresses.
Despite everything, the carpets responded beautifully. Most signs of the wild night vanished. The Madam was thrilled — so much so that she called us back. Twice. We never asked why she needed follow-up service. We just showed up and did what we do best.
Because it’s never just dirt, it’s drama in disguise. We clean up life’s little secrets — one carpet at a time.
Got secrets in your carpet? Don’t worry—we’ve seen worse. Book your sparkle today! Give us a call at (609) 953-0472 or use our contact form to send us a message
Some jobs test your technical skills. Others test your composure. This one? A little of both.
We were called to a brand-new luxury estate just after a… highly social event hosted by none other than a Madam with a flair for the theatrical. Over 250 guests had partied hard, and the carpets throughout the home showed it — crushed, spotted, and in desperate need of rescue. She was annoyed that her month-old house and carpets were already showing soil and battle scars, so she called us, and an appointment was set.
Our team arrived knowing they’d missed the main event, but still greeted the caretaker with a sly, “Did I miss the party?” Not far off.
While working through the rooms, we met a very spirited drag queen bouncing through the halls, quick with compliments and full of flair. When we offered to clean the Madam’s closet, she waved us off — in part because, as she put it, the drag queen “has a better wardrobe than I do.” Ironically, it was the drag queen who asked us to clean her closet instead. We obliged, carefully working around an impressive collection of fashion that rivaled any runway.
Meanwhile, our veteran technician — known for his sweet tooth — reached into what he assumed was a candy dish… and discovered it wasn’t candy, but another small packaged handout ready for the taking. Welcome to the job.
We’d seen plenty already — stilettos here, a lost feather boa there — but nothing quite prepared us for the next stop on our tour: the Feather Room. It was wall-to-wall beds with barely a strip of carpet anywhere. Our technician explained there was hardly any carpet to clean, so we moved on — with absolutely no interest in handling the mattresses.
Despite everything, the carpets responded beautifully. Most signs of the wild night vanished. The Madam was thrilled — so much so that she called us back. Twice. We never asked why she needed follow-up service. We just showed up and did what we do best.
Because it’s never just dirt, it’s drama in disguise. We clean up life’s little secrets — one carpet at a time.
Got secrets in your carpet? Don’t worry—we’ve seen worse. Book your sparkle today! Give us a call at (609) 953-0472 or use our contact form to send us a message